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Why the Fuck am I Here?

well, here's an idea...

Created on 2004-07-06 08:02:41 (#3710756), last updated 2009-07-16

2,007 comments received, 1,787 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Bittersweetness
Birthdate:1976-11-27
Location:Seattle, Washington, United States
Bio
I work(more than I want), I run(less than I should), I play(whenever possible), I chat(more than I should)! No drugs and no smoking. I do beer, though! Sad, I know. There really isn't too much to me. I'm just that simple. Ask anyone. (Of course there are complications ATTATCHED to my life. But I try to keep it simple!)
Brown hair/Brown eyes/#135/5'5"/HWP... yes, yes, I'm just a little guy.

"You can't always get what you want. But if you try some time, you just might find, you get what you need!"

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"

-Where's my cat?-
"I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!"
-what..?..why?-
"I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!"

"Another world, Another time. In the Age of Wonder. 1000 years ago this land was green and good. Until the Crystal cracked..."

"Which one of your thumbs is your favorite to suck on?"
-This one and this one!-
"Both of them are your favorite?"
-Of course, silly! They're the only ones I HAVE!-

"Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, "The shape-shifting Master of Darkness", unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where MY evil is LAW! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is AKU!"


+Was it a Cat I saw?+

"You are going to go to the Special Hell. The Special Hell reserved for child molestors and people who talk at the back of the theater. The Special Hell."

Where the FUCK are you? I wanna get my LJ friends' Homes put on this map - Push the button, and get started!
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(I just like standing outside the window... for HOURS watching you!)






Hey GOD, Smell my Finger!! Picture by [info]curious_monkey

"Hey GOD... Pull my finger!!"











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Interests (147):

acoustics, analogies, anecdotes, arthur dent, artichokes, astrology, beer, bicentennial, binary coding, bones, boneville, books, candles, candy, caramel, cartoons, cider, cleaning, cleanliness, cloves, comics, contraptions, cooking, cotton, creating, cuddling, cunnilingus, cuthbert, danny elfman, darkness, dexter morgan, dib, don hertzfeldt, drawing, dream interpretation, electricity, english, exercise, facts, females, fire, fixing, flagg, flirting, food, forbidden zone, ford prefect, foreplay, gil grissom, gir, girls, glass, glass work, grafenberg, hank rollins, henry rollins, hobbes, homebrew, honesty, house painting, humor, ideas, jack bristow, jake chambers, joecartoon, jogging, john crichton, kain, kissing, knives, laughing cow, laws of robotics, logic, lust, malcolm reynolds, massage, math, measurements, mechanics, mechanisms, metal, metal work, michael patton, movies, music, myofascial release, mythology, norville, numbers, nutella, oils, organizing, palindromes, passion, physics, pictures, polishing, proinsias cassidy, psychology, puzzles, rain, raziel, repairing, reverend charles lutwidge dodgson, rigging, roland of gilead, roman numerals, ronald hyatt, rope, running, samurai jack, scars, science, science fiction, sensuality, sentence structure, sewing, sex, skin art, snow, snuggling, stars, stitching, stories, string, strongbad, sydney bristow, symbols, tattoos, theology, thinking, tomboys, trivia, truth, uzumaki naruto, vanilla, water, wind, women, wood, wood work, words, working out, zaphod beeblebrox, zim, zombies, zoning

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LJ Talksuperultraokay@livejournal.com

Schools:

Kauaʻi High School - Līhuʻe, HI (1989 - 1995)
Ashmead College - Seattle, WA (2004 - 2005)
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